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It occurs to me that I have spent far too much of my life writing smut XD
One Shots
Humor
Title: Not in Tokyo Anymore
Rating: T
Spoilers: Tokyo arc (also for Tokyo Babylon & X)
Summary: In a world devoid of color, Fay searches for the Wizard and takes up a most interesting collection.
Title: Youth and Obvious Inexperience
Rating: M
Summary: Sakura is quickly maturing in Outo - or at least her taste in literature is... However, "taste" is ALWAYS an aquisition and mustbedelicately nutured and informed by parental figures... Complete and utter Crack!fic
Title: Kuro-newt's Excellent Adventure in Terraria
Rating: T
Summary: Kurogane is turned into a newt. He gets better...
One Shots
Humor
Title: Not in Tokyo Anymore
Rating: T
Spoilers: Tokyo arc (also for Tokyo Babylon & X)
Summary: In a world devoid of color, Fay searches for the Wizard and takes up a most interesting collection.
Title: Youth and Obvious Inexperience
Rating: M
Summary: Sakura is quickly maturing in Outo - or at least her taste in literature is... However, "taste" is ALWAYS an aquisition and mustbedelicately nutured and informed by parental figures... Complete and utter Crack!fic
Title: Kuro-newt's Excellent Adventure in Terraria
Rating: T
Summary: Kurogane is turned into a newt. He gets better...
Title: Femme Fatale
Rating: Title:
Title: Sleepless
Rating: K+ (?? Does 'bastard' even count as a swear word anymore?)
Summary: An extremely fluffy little one-shot inspired by a long, restless night of torturing teasing poking watching my husband sleep.
Warnings: Crack, over-blown male egos
(Moderately) Srz BznsSummary: The boys find themselves in a strange world (which is apparently somewhere very close to the Jersey Shore judging by allthedouche-bags lovely young gentlemen they meet) and must navigate life as women.
Title: Puppy Love
Rating: T
Warnings: Cliche!plot is cliche; mentions of the hibbidy-dibbity
Summary: Dogs, jealousy, and leg humping
Notes: Indulging my inner child. My inner child insists that everyone needs a puppy.
Title: Super Kuro 64
Rating: T
Warnings: Chock full of molestation and FAIL
Summary: Oh god, I can't even...
Notes: This was done for the kuroxfai remix challenge. ![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
cloverfield ...I am so sorry XD I remixed her fic On Time, Of the First Hour is Free,in which Kurogane is a plumber, Doumeki is his assistant, and Fay is a bored housewife. Some how...uh, Super Mario and Legal Drug gotinvolved and things just devolved from there.
cloverfield ...I am so sorry XD I remixed her fic On Time, Of the First Hour is Free,in which Kurogane is a plumber, Doumeki is his assistant, and Fay is a bored housewife. Some how...uh, Super Mario and Legal Drug gotinvolved and things just devolved from there.Blame: belongs entirely to bottan
bottan Title: Pickles
Rating: T
Warnings: ...angry Sakura?
Summary: This is the story of the legendary Inter-Dimensional Baby-Naming War that nearly shattered the fabric of time and space onceagain. Can Syaoran and Touya save the day, or will Princess Bacardi-nyan be doomed to a life of torment by her peers?
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sex, "dragons," no real plot :P
Summary: Separated from Syaoran and Mokona, Kurogane and Fay find themselves surrounded by "dragons"...who neither breathe fire norfly, but they're DRAGONS, OKAY? Birthday Fic for bottan , who wanted "sex and dinosaurs." Inspired by this pic, this pic and this pic.Happy belated birthday my dear!
bottan , who wanted "sex and dinosaurs." Inspired by this pic, this pic and this pic.Happy belated birthday my dear!
Title: Sleepless
Rating: K+ (?? Does 'bastard' even count as a swear word anymore?)
Summary: An extremely fluffy little one-shot inspired by a long, restless night of torturing teasing poking watching my husband sleep.
Title: The Right Side of the Bed
Smut
Rating: T
Summary: Fluffy morning fluff. Filled prompt "Kurogane and Fai as an established couple enjoying a lazy morning in bed" onClampkinkAnon meme. Also, FLUFF.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Graphic depictions of gore and more sex than strictly necessary...
Summary: Life after surviving the front lines has unforseen complications.
Notes: Submission for Halloween Contest! This fic is based (very) loosely on the film Jacob's Ladder, which is second only to TheDarkCrystal in the ranks of fubared movies my dad made me watch when I was younger (although this one I can stomach rewatching - TheDarkCrystal?? Oh HELL no. Jim Henson damned near ruined my childhood with that movie...) Should probably also note that this is notthenormal fluffy crack I usually write...apologies to anyone looking for that.
Title: Imitation 1 | 2
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Graphic depictions of teenage tom-foolery and more sex than strictly necessary...
Summary: If the father does it, the children will imitate!
Notes: Submission for 2011 Angst vs. Fluff Olympics. Prompt was "Parent and Child."Title: Imitation 1 | 2
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Graphic depictions of teenage tom-foolery and more sex than strictly necessary...
Summary: If the father does it, the children will imitate!
Smut
Title: Rule Number One
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Just...what. I don't even
Summary: Kuro/Fai/Syaoran I blamebottan
Multi-Chapter Fics
Title: Days of Our Wings
Rating: T
Warnings: Crack. Holy shit, crack.
Summary: The delightfully preposterous, obnoxiously obtuse, and egregiously angsty saga of three travelers set forth from Clow. Set post-series; spoiler and hyperbole laden.
Chapters: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Omake | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | Omake | 11 | 12 | 13
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: sexy tiemz
Summary: Originally written for True Despair to fit into chapter 11 of her fic Anything But Simple, which can be found here. Completelyplotless smut, I assure you. Oh, yeah, and uh, they're on a ship... =)
Rating: NC-17
Warning: sexy tiemz, devious Fay
Summary: From Clampkink Anon meme. The prompt was "Horitsuba!Fay crossdressing because he knows it pisses Kurogane off(doesn'tturn him on!). Kurogane starts bitching and Fay ends up topping him hardcore."
Title: A Minor Incident
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: sexy tiemz, requires greater suspension of disbelief than normal, gratuitous references to Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
Summary: From the Clampkink Anon meme. Prompt was "KuroFai and Voyeur!Syaoran: the three get (genuinely) drunk, Kuroganegetsfrisky, Fay invites Syaoran to watch, and Syaoran agrees." I am surely going to hell for this one.
Title: Domestic Bliss
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: sexyteimz, socks
Summary: A terrible misunderestimation of exactly how big the manjuu's mouth really is has left Kurogane the sole bread-winner forthegroup. He returns home after a day of back-breaking labor to find he really enjoys what Fay has done with the place...
Title: Untitled
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Deanon from Clampkink Meme. This is...just...the porniest bunch of porn I have ever written. I have no excuse. Andapparentlyno shame.
Summary: See above.
Title: WTF IS THISSummary: See above.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Just...pure filth. Bondage, spanking, disturbing commentary on the likely genitalia of mythical creatures...
Summary: *snerk*
Title: The Little Ninja Who Could
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sex, cock-teasing, magic rulers
Summary: Fai never quite looks disheveled enough for Kurogane's liking.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Just...what. I don't even
Summary: Kuro/Fai/Syaoran I blame
bottan Title: Lovers, Fools, and Madmen
Rating: T
Warnings: Gratuitous hoof-shots and innuendo galore.
Summary: AU; loosely based on A Midsummer Night's Dream. When Lord Touya seeks the Queen's counsel to forbid his sister to wed her childhood love, he isn't prepared for the interference wrought by two disgraced fairies to thwart his plans. Which is probably just as well; it’s not as if they have a clue in heaven or hell how to deal with these foolish mortals…
Chapters: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
Chapters: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
Title: Something Rotten
Rating: T
Summary: There is something rotten in the Academy of Horitsuba, but is it the doomed festival play, the chairwoman's pilfered alcohol, or the threat of a malfunctioning Mokona costume hanging over the staff's heads?
Title: Steam
Rating: M (overall rating)
Warnings: Violence, gore, sex - all the fun things!
Summary: For konnichipuu . Steampunk AU: Civil war has torn the country of Nihon apart. On an abandoned battlefield, a scrap-scavenger stumbles upon the sole survivor buried amongst the wreckage. Why this man, why now, after everything that has gone before?
Notes: bottan has done so many wonderful fanarts for me lately that when she wondered if anyone might be interested in giving this picture a story, I immediately was, and then she went and taunted me with this bit of pure sex... And I was hooked.
Chapters: I | II | III | IV | V | VI | VII | VIII | IX
bottan has done so many wonderful fanarts for me lately that when she wondered if anyone might be interested in giving this picture a story, I immediately was, and then she went and taunted me with this bit of pure sex... And I was hooked. Chapters: I | II | III | IV | V | VI | VII | VIII | IX
Title: Days of Our Wings
Rating: T
Warnings: Crack. Holy shit, crack.
Summary: The delightfully preposterous, obnoxiously obtuse, and egregiously angsty saga of three travelers set forth from Clow. Set post-series; spoiler and hyperbole laden.
Chapters: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Omake | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | Omake | 11 | 12 | 13
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