"I thought your students might find it better if they had more approachable and friendly figures for their introduction to the mechanics of sex. Kuro-tan-sensei is very good at what he does -"
"I - what - idiot, this isn't about the, the, the mechanics! This is just - explaining what goes where!"
A pat on the shoulder. "And big gruff teacher is very good at putting things where. But if he can't say the word 'penis' without blushing, what hope is there for his students?"
"I - I can say it, it's just, I thought - I thought this was the biology department's business, or the nurse, or - whatever! Tch! I can do it!"
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"So when little Sakura-chan looks at you with her huge eyes misty with curiosity and says - and says 'is it true you can get pregnant from sitting on a toilet seat a boy has peed on -' Hah! You've gone bright red~!"
"Shut up!"
"Uwaaah~ Yuui, Kuro-blush-sensei is burning up!"
"... Do you really need to discuss this in the staff room, Fai?"
"Idiot! I have a lesson plan. Stop waving that... thing around!"
"Kuro-mean! This is Mr Bigglesworth, he's here to help you educate your class. Here, you can pull this felt aside, and voila, it's a penis!"
"Why would you make that."
"To help you, Kuro-ungrateful! Look, here's Mrs Bigglesworth, with her breasts all bouncing. I thought you might need her too because, well, I don't think poor Kuro-naive has ever handled breasts -"
"STOP saying that word, you moron!"
"Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreassssssts! And here's David, he's the Bigglesworth family chauffeur and he's having a torrid affair with Mr Bigglesworth. I decided to give him syphilis because obviously one must educate in all areas of sexual health -"
"How do you even know that that looks like?"
"Hmmm~"
"For fuck's sake."
"Hmm~!"
"Is that - is that a bag? How many of these did you make?"
"Thirty six. There's a cast. Now, I'll run you through them - aside from the Bigglesworths and their chauffeur, there's also Dr H, name blurred to protect identity, who treats the entire cast for their various STIs and who is engaged in a soda-masochistic relationship with both Rosalie and Matsumoto here -"
"... When did you even find the time to make this stupid shit, you idiot?"
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"I thought your students might find it better if they had more approachable and friendly figures for their introduction to the mechanics of sex. Kuro-tan-sensei is very good at what he does -"
"I - what - idiot, this isn't about the, the, the mechanics! This is just - explaining what goes where!"
A pat on the shoulder. "And big gruff teacher is very good at putting things where. But if he can't say the word 'penis' without blushing, what hope is there for his students?"
"I - I can say it, it's just, I thought - I thought this was the biology department's business, or the nurse, or - whatever! Tch! I can do it!"
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"So when little Sakura-chan looks at you with her huge eyes misty with curiosity and says - and says 'is it true you can get pregnant from sitting on a toilet seat a boy has peed on -' Hah! You've gone bright red~!"
"Shut up!"
"Uwaaah~ Yuui, Kuro-blush-sensei is burning up!"
"... Do you really need to discuss this in the staff room, Fai?"
"Idiot! I have a lesson plan. Stop waving that... thing around!"
"Kuro-mean! This is Mr Bigglesworth, he's here to help you educate your class. Here, you can pull this felt aside, and voila, it's a penis!"
"Why would you make that."
"To help you, Kuro-ungrateful! Look, here's Mrs Bigglesworth, with her breasts all bouncing. I thought you might need her too because, well, I don't think poor Kuro-naive has ever handled breasts -"
"STOP saying that word, you moron!"
"Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreassssssts! And here's David, he's the Bigglesworth family chauffeur and he's having a torrid affair with Mr Bigglesworth. I decided to give him syphilis because obviously one must educate in all areas of sexual health -"
"How do you even know that that looks like?"
"Hmmm~"
"For fuck's sake."
"Hmm~!"
"Is that - is that a bag? How many of these did you make?"
"Thirty six. There's a cast. Now, I'll run you through them - aside from the Bigglesworths and their chauffeur, there's also Dr H, name blurred to protect identity, who treats the entire cast for their various STIs and who is engaged in a soda-masochistic relationship with both Rosalie and Matsumoto here -"
"... When did you even find the time to make this stupid shit, you idiot?"
"I make them in class!"
"... Help."