Headcanon ficathon!

[reikah]

Well, it's been a while since the Olympics, so I thought I'd throw this here as a fun community event (don't worry, this isn't the summer challenge/contest, I'm still ironing that out).

Welcome to the Kurofai headcanon meme!

What is a headcanon? A headcanon, for those of you not familiar with the terminology, is "An idea, belief, or aspect of a story that is not mentioned in the media itself, but is accepted by either the reader themselves or the fandom in general. If it is confirmed by the author of the story, it becomes canon." (Thanks, urban dictionary!) Examples might include 'Fai has terrible metabolism, his feet get very cold' or 'one of Mokona's 108 techniques is Vibrate Mode' or anything else you feel is true but never confirmed in the text. Not all headcanons are worksafe.

How it works:

You leave a comment with one of your Kurofai headcanons. You can do so signed into a dreamwidth account or anonymously, for those of you without dreamwidth accounts/with embarrassing headcanons.

Someone else will write a short story based around your headcanon, and post it as a reply to you.

In short, it works a lot like clampkink - but for headcanons rather than kinks!

Anonymous commenting is enabled, but you do not need to post headcanons/stories anonymously if you don't want to. I'm also going to go ahead and label this post NOT WORKSAFE preemptively, so please be careful browsing where your computer access is monitored! Stories can be as long and short as you like, and as SFW/NSFW as you feel like, or, if you prefer, you can fill with fanart instead - both are excellent. For our rules on threesomes or moresomes, check the comm rules in our profiles.

That's all the nitty-gritty out of the way - now let's go ahead and share some headcanons!

Filled Headcanons
Fai's hands hurt after the tower - filled by cloverfield
Holitsuba!Fai gives Kurogane finger puppets to help him teach sex ed - filled by Anon
Fai always could use chopsticks - he just pretended not to as part of his harmless idiot act - filled by eijentu
Fai doesn't like to sleep alone - filled by Anon
Tomoyo hand-stitched Fai's furisode herself - filled by ereshkigali
Fai is disappointed to be alive after Outo - filled by farenmaddox
Kurogane is an absolute SAP - filled by zelinxia
When Fai began to suspect what was going on with Ashura, he evacuated the survivors of Ceres to another world, which the travelers then encounter during their journey - filled by Anon
Kurogane forced Fai to feed the first time in Infinity - filled by farenmaddox
Kuro-sama likes being tied up - filled by cloverfield
Yama & Outo - Kurogane realises he's fallen for Fai - filled by rinoa11
Kurogane had a crush on an older ninja who acted like Fai, who died - filled by zelinxia
Kurogane is really bad in bed the first time - filled by tsubasafan
BB!Fai remained friends with the little freckled girl from Ceres - being filled by farenmaddox
Kurogane expresses his love in subtle ways ("the moon is beautiful tonight," touching just the edge of Fay's sleeve, etc) - filled by zelinxia
Post-series, Fai needs to hear Kurogane's heartbeat to reassure himself his happiness isn't a dream - filled by uakari
Fai - real Fai, the one that died - was the older twin - filled by anon
Fai - real Fai, the one that died - was the older twin - filled by farenmaddox
Fai feels guilt over Kurogane's scars, and Kurogane thinks he needs to keep them hidden from Fai - filled by ereshkigali
Kurogane and Fai get married/bonded before the xxxHolic epilogue - filled by caffeine_buzz
Fai starred in a porn film during the group's travels & had fun - filled by misskirichan
Kuro-papa survived minus an arm and has been roaming dimensions looking for his son - filled by anon
Holitsuba - Yuuko & Fay have had sex before - filled by misskirichan
Holitsuba!Kurogane, Fai, and Yuui are all in a mutually satisfying relationship - filled by misskirichan
Holitsuba!Kurogane is the first person who hasn't been jealous of Fai and Yuui's closeness - filled by kittenkin
Kurogane prefers it when Fai tops - filled by xwittychickx
Fai feels guilt over Kurogane's scars, and Kurogane thinks he needs to keep them hidden from Fai - filled by sotongsotong
Kurogane is an absolute SAP - filled by anon
BB!Fai remained friends with the little freckled girl from Ceres - filled by anon
Kurogane forced Fai to feed the first time in Infinity - filled by sotongsotong

Unfilled Headcanons
Kurogane's father trained him the way Kurogane trained Syaoran.
Kurogane had a case of performance anxiety before he and Fai had sex the first time.
Kurogane is a virgin. Fay is not.
Kurogane takes particular notice of how Fai smells. Fai changes soap and Kurogane has to work up the courage to ask him to change it back.
Fai starts to experience some of Sakura's memories after C!Syaoran stores her feathers in his eye.
Fai and Yuui were born on a national holiday; this is considered an ill omen for Valeria
Kurogane accidentally kills his father during the fall of Suwa
Kurogane & Fai resettle Suwa post-series, and Kurogane grows his hair out like his father
Kurogane has a well-worn notebook filled with terrible poetry. Fai enjoys flipping through the pages and trying to guess which world each was written in.
Holitsuba - Kurogane and Fai keep tracking of whose on top with different coloured condoms. Fai steals Kurogane's in order to top more.
Fai slept around in Ceres (with men and women), but Kurogane is his first steady significant other.
Holitsuba!Kurogane hums to himself when he's in a good mood.
Fai is a creature composed out of magic, rather than human.
Kurogane's conscience sounds A LOT like Tomoyo.
Kurogane was devastated by Fai's 'good morning, Kurogane'.
Post-Clow arc: When Sakura and Syaoran went into the tube o'doom, they left their bodies as empty shells on the floor. Touya found them, and moved them into a long-term care wing at a hospital; waiting for their souls to come home again.
Fai is musically gifted, and every song he plays represents a specific memory/event from his life. Kurogane comes to realize this without Fai knowing it.
Kurogane is the worst boyfriend ever.
The other dimensional versions of Chi, Hideki and the twins live happily.
Fai was a virgin until he met Kurogane because Ashura-ou had some non-fatherly feelings towards him and though he couldn't openly have Fai he could stop others from even thinking of approaching Fai, and none dared to oppose the king.
Fai is uncomfortable with the Japanese way of bathing where everyone just strips naked and soak together.
Fai knew that he would live much longer than Kurogane and while traveling with Tsubasa!Shaoran has been trying to find a way for Kurogane and him to share the same lifespan.
Kurogane is loud in bed.
Kurogane and Fai shared a tent in Yama; Fai felt dirty after being assaulted by soldiers and begged Kurogane to clean him. They had sex regularly after that.

Comments

[eijentu]

Holitsuba!Kurogane, Fai, and Yuui are all in a mutually satisfying relationship.

And Kurogane Makes Three

[misskirichan]

It almost seemed strange when he looked back on it, the ease with which they had slipped into... whatever they technically were.

It had all started the night he'd finally had enough of Fai's teasing and coy promises to actually do something about the raging erection he prompted in Kurogane. He had pinned Fai up against the wall, fully intending to make him keep some of those promises, when Yuui happened to walk in. Kurogane had waited for him to leave, horribly embarrassed to be caught mid-fuck, but Yuui didn't leave. Instead, he just sat there, hands folded neatly in his lap like he was at some kind of goddamn play.

And Fai didn't make him leave. He instead gave Kurogane a kind of 'this is how it is' stare, completely unashamed. He had even grinned, his eyebrows wickedly suggestive.

Kurogane would later admit that blue balls had a major impact on his decision for what followed that night, but it wasn't one that he regretted. While dealing with Fai was admittidly rather challenging at times, he found that with the three of them, there was an odd sort of balance. He would almost compare it to yin-and-yang kind of thing if there wasn't three of them.

Though if he really thought about it, weren't the twins technically one person? So the whole yin-and-yang thing could be applicable. Maybe. Not that it really mattered, but it was something he thought about at times. He had this odd need to make sense of it. Things were just too good--one breathe away from perfection, really--and he often felt that if things were too good to be true, they usually were.

But they had been together six months now. Well, seven, if you counted the month he and Fai had been together before Yuui joined. Or, more accurately, before he joined Fai and Yuui. But the point was, they had been together for half a year and things just kept getting better.

They had found a rhythm, not only in the bedroom, but in their day-to-day life. He and Yuui took turns reigning in the exuberant ball of energy that was Fai. They often joked, only to each other, of course, that they were the adults in the relationship. Which was fine with Kurogane--Fai certainly put that exuberance to good use in ways that made him salivate just to think about.

Yuui did most of the cooking, and had been more than happy to incorporate some of Kurogane's favorite foods. It had been quite the change, to go from cup noodles every night to a virtual feast with the twins.

He still wasn't quite sure what his role in the relationship was. He tried to help out wherever he could, but the twins would always look at him and say he was doing fine. He didn't feel like he doing fine, or doing enough, but he supposed that he had to give himself some time. After all, this was his first relationship. Even if it was a little different than most, he couldn't help but wonder if having a previous relationship would have made him somehow better for the twins.

The one time he had voiced this to them, they had simply looked at each other while identical grins spread across their faces.

"Oh no, Kurogane. That's one of the things we like best about you." Yuui said.

"That's right," added Fai, slowly crawling up toward Kurogane, "it means we get to train you just the way we like."

They had then proceeded to show him, very clearly, what they liked.

The thing that always struck him, though, was that there was never any jealousy in the relationship. He had almost expected to feel a fierce wave of possessiveness the first time he watched Fai and Yuui together, but he didn't. He felt an odd sort of happiness, wanting nothing more than to delight in their pleasure, even if he wasn't the one giving it.

He got the same feeling from them; any time one of the twins sat out, they seemed to have the same euphoric half-smile while they watched. It was a peaceful kind of happiness, and it was something that didn't seem to be going anywhere soon.

The peacefulness he had with the twins seemed to be leaking into his day-to-day life with the students as well. He found himself being nicer and yelling less. The students had also started to treat him differently. They smiled more and seemed a little less anxious around him.

If they knew the reason for the change in him, they didn't say anything about it. The only person to--loudly--comment on his relationship with the twins and the impact it had on him was the Director.

"Finally getting laid, huh Kurogane?" She would say it in a ridiculously happy voice while elbowing him in the side. "Good to get some of that aggression out, not to mention…"

"Enough!" He would glare at her and she would just laugh, walking away while singing a little song.

"Kurogane and Fai, sitting in a tree… along came Yuui, and then there was three!"

"Director!"

The cackling wouldn't stop until she rounded the corner. Even then he could hear the echo of it.

But even if he did have to put up with the idiot Director, or the odd stares from students, or even the often annoying Fai, it was worth it. Because even if he didn't exactly know where things were going, he did know that he couldn't wait to find out.

~ FIN

Re: And Kurogane Makes Three

[renlylittlerose]

I have a terrible soft-spot for KuroFaiYuui and this was so how I imagine them. This feeling of being balanced and peaceful together, and never feeling jealous because they're just happy when one is happy. And Yuuko of course had to make songs about it, didn't she? xD

Re: And Kurogane Makes Three

[misskirichan]

I'm so glad that you liked it! It's totally how I picture them as well; they would just be so happy and sweet. It makes my heart all warm and fuzzy to think about it. :3

And yes - Yuuko will make up all the songs about them! ;)