[Team Drama] (Bodyswap) A Hard Soul To Save

[farenmaddox]

Title: A Hard Soul To Save
Prompt: Bodyswap
Rating: PG13
Warnings: There is character death, although it is not a member of the main cast
Notes: I'm a huge nerd and I made sure this came out to 18,000 words exactly (not including Title or Headers) because I'M A HUGE NERD

(These are not your hands.)


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[Team Comedy] (bodyswap) Mix and Matchmaker (1/2)

[mikkeneko]

Title: Mix and Matchmaker
Prompt: Bodyswap
Rating: Possibly R? Probably R.
Warnings: Lots of dirty talk and awful jokes in addition to sexual situations. Also some violence, but mostly of slapstick quality.
This is probably the worst fic I have ever written. Not necessarily 'worst' in terms of quality of writing, but 'worst' in terms of... well, see for yourself.
( A ninja wizard, a magical automaton plushie, and a soulless artificial construction of magic who would later turn out to be his own grandfather, none of whom were currently in possession of their own bodies or even technically their own species, walked into a bar... )

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[Team Comedy] (Bodyswap) Mix and Matchmaker (2/2)

[mikkeneko]

Title: Mix and Matchmaker
Prompt: Bodyswap
Rating: Possibly R? Probably R.
Warnings: Lots of dirty talk and awful jokes in addition to sexual situations. Also some violence, but mostly of slapstick quality.
Author's notes: 16,000 words exactly! Aha!
There are two jokes at various parts of the fic lifted from 'Oglaf,' bonus smutty geek points to anyone who spots them. There are also some scenes that owe a lot to snopes.com, and others that borrowed from the speeches of prominent libertarians. I think that's all the credits; carry on.


( Fai looked around at the picture they painted: one hulking black-clad ninja (with flawlessly smooth skin and enameled nails,) one wizard surreptitiously trying and not very well succeeding at concealing a sword behind his back, one teenage boy doing pirouettes on the dining room table, one pink-eared muppet, and one practically prepubescent girl. 'Yes,' he said. 'We're... doctors. Doctors, is in fact what we are.' )

~the end.

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