kurofai | Headcanon ficathon!

Well, it's been a while since the Olympics, so I thought I'd throw this here as a fun community event (don't worry, this isn't the summer challenge/contest, I'm still ironing that out).

Welcome to the Kurofai headcanon meme!

What is a headcanon? A headcanon, for those of you not familiar with the terminology, is "An idea, belief, or aspect of a story that is not mentioned in the media itself, but is accepted by either the reader themselves or the fandom in general. If it is confirmed by the author of the story, it becomes canon." (Thanks, urban dictionary!) Examples might include 'Fai has terrible metabolism, his feet get very cold' or 'one of Mokona's 108 techniques is Vibrate Mode' or anything else you feel is true but never confirmed in the text. Not all headcanons are worksafe.

How it works:

You leave a comment with one of your Kurofai headcanons. You can do so signed into a dreamwidth account or anonymously, for those of you without dreamwidth accounts/with embarrassing headcanons.

Someone else will write a short story based around your headcanon, and post it as a reply to you.

In short, it works a lot like

clampkink - but for headcanons rather than kinks!

Anonymous commenting is enabled, but you do not need to post headcanons/stories anonymously if you don't want to. I'm also going to go ahead and label this post NOT WORKSAFE preemptively, so please be careful browsing where your computer access is monitored! Stories can be as long and short as you like, and as SFW/NSFW as you feel like, or, if you prefer, you can fill with fanart instead - both are excellent. For our rules on threesomes or moresomes, check the comm rules in our profiles.

That's all the nitty-gritty out of the way - now let's go ahead and share some headcanons!

Filled Headcanons
Fai's hands hurt after the tower - filled by

cloverfield
Holitsuba!Fai gives Kurogane finger puppets to help him teach sex ed - filled by Anon
Fai always could use chopsticks - he just pretended not to as part of his harmless idiot act - filled by

eijentu
Fai doesn't like to sleep alone - filled by Anon
Tomoyo hand-stitched Fai's furisode herself - filled by

ereshkigali
Fai is disappointed to be alive after Outo - filled by

farenmaddox
Kurogane is an absolute SAP - filled by

zelinxia
When Fai began to suspect what was going on with Ashura, he evacuated the survivors of Ceres to another world, which the travelers then encounter during their journey - filled by Anon
Kurogane forced Fai to feed the first time in Infinity - filled by

farenmaddox
Kuro-sama likes being tied up - filled by

cloverfield
Yama & Outo - Kurogane realises he's fallen for Fai - filled by

rinoa11
Kurogane had a crush on an older ninja who acted like Fai, who died - filled by

zelinxia
Kurogane is really bad in bed the first time - filled by

tsubasafan
BB!Fai remained friends with the little freckled girl from Ceres - being filled by

farenmaddox
Kurogane expresses his love in subtle ways ("the moon is beautiful tonight," touching just the edge of Fay's sleeve, etc) - filled by

zelinxia
Post-series, Fai needs to hear Kurogane's heartbeat to reassure himself his happiness isn't a dream - filled by

uakari
Fai - real Fai, the one that died - was the older twin - filled by anon
Fai - real Fai, the one that died - was the older twin - filled by

farenmaddox
Fai feels guilt over Kurogane's scars, and Kurogane thinks he needs to keep them hidden from Fai - filled by

ereshkigali
Kurogane and Fai get married/bonded before the xxxHolic epilogue - filled by

caffeine_buzz
Fai starred in a porn film during the group's travels & had fun - filled by

misskirichan
Kuro-papa survived minus an arm and has been roaming dimensions looking for his son - filled by anon
Holitsuba - Yuuko & Fay have had sex before - filled by

misskirichan
Holitsuba!Kurogane, Fai, and Yuui are all in a mutually satisfying relationship - filled by

misskirichan
Holitsuba!Kurogane is the first person who hasn't been jealous of Fai and Yuui's closeness - filled by

kittenkin
Kurogane prefers it when Fai tops - filled by

xwittychickx
Fai feels guilt over Kurogane's scars, and Kurogane thinks he needs to keep them hidden from Fai - filled by

sotongsotong
Kurogane is an absolute SAP - filled by anon
BB!Fai remained friends with the little freckled girl from Ceres - filled by anon
Kurogane forced Fai to feed the first time in Infinity - filled by

sotongsotong

Unfilled Headcanons
Kurogane's father trained him the way Kurogane trained Syaoran.
Kurogane had a case of performance anxiety before he and Fai had sex the first time.
Kurogane is a virgin. Fay is not.
Kurogane takes particular notice of how Fai smells. Fai changes soap and Kurogane has to work up the courage to ask him to change it back.
Fai starts to experience some of Sakura's memories after C!Syaoran stores her feathers in his eye.
Fai and Yuui were born on a national holiday; this is considered an ill omen for Valeria
Kurogane accidentally kills his father during the fall of Suwa
Kurogane & Fai resettle Suwa post-series, and Kurogane grows his hair out like his father
Kurogane has a well-worn notebook filled with terrible poetry. Fai enjoys flipping through the pages and trying to guess which world each was written in.
Holitsuba - Kurogane and Fai keep tracking of whose on top with different coloured condoms. Fai steals Kurogane's in order to top more.
Fai slept around in Ceres (with men and women), but Kurogane is his first steady significant other.
Holitsuba!Kurogane hums to himself when he's in a good mood.
Fai is a creature composed out of magic, rather than human.
Kurogane's conscience sounds A LOT like Tomoyo.
Kurogane was devastated by Fai's 'good morning, Kurogane'.
Post-Clow arc: When Sakura and Syaoran went into the tube o'doom, they left their bodies as empty shells on the floor. Touya found them, and moved them into a long-term care wing at a hospital; waiting for their souls to come home again.
Fai is musically gifted, and every song he plays represents a specific memory/event from his life. Kurogane comes to realize this without Fai knowing it.
Kurogane is the worst boyfriend ever.
The other dimensional versions of Chi, Hideki and the twins live happily.
Fai was a virgin until he met Kurogane because Ashura-ou had some non-fatherly feelings towards him and though he couldn't openly have Fai he could stop others from even thinking of approaching Fai, and none dared to oppose the king.
Fai is uncomfortable with the Japanese way of bathing where everyone just strips naked and soak together.
Fai knew that he would live much longer than Kurogane and while traveling with Tsubasa!Shaoran has been trying to find a way for Kurogane and him to share the same lifespan.
Kurogane is loud in bed.
Kurogane and Fai shared a tent in Yama; Fai felt dirty after being assaulted by soldiers and begged Kurogane to clean him. They had sex regularly after that.

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Fai had been waiting for this for months, longer if he really thought about it. Laying on his back, having the breath nearly kissed out of him by Kurogane, who had seen him walking by in the hallway and who had grabbed him by the arm, turned him and gave him a look that sent a shiver down his spine.

Clothes hadn't stayed on for long, Fai remembered hearing a button clattering to the floor as Kurogane tried to get them across the house and to their bedroom. He was just glad Syaoron had taken Mokona out to buy some groceries for dinner tonight. He didn't want to traumatize the poor boy with just how /mind-blowing/ this was going to be.

He had all but flung his underwear off, letting the land over across the dresser in their room. Kurogane was growling before he had shoved the blonde onto the mattress.

Fai looked up, naked as the day he'd been born, Kurogane equally unclothed and staring at him. "Like what you see?"

Kurogane at least did glare, just rolled his eyes before his large hands grabbed Fai's thighs and spread his legs. Fai settled in and relaxed as Kurogane kissed down his stomach, though when he felt Kurogane taking his cock into his mouth Fai gasped and reached down to thread his fingers into dark hair.

If nothing else Kurogane was enthusiastic, but as a good two minutes passed Fai wasn't really feeling anything ecstatic. It was a little underwhelming even, not like his daydreams at all. Fai traced his fingers along the man's jaw. "Ah...Kuro-sama, you don't have to do that anymore." He looked down smiling as red eyes glanced up. Kurogane pulled away, sitting up and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand.

He could see the man's jaw tensing. "Are you okay?"

"Fine, just not used to that." he shrugged before moving back over Fai. Well he could buy that, Kurogane didn't seem the type to have a lot of partners.

Leaning up they shared another kiss, while it hadn't been the greatest blow job of his life, it wasn't a mood killer by any means. Though when Kurogane had tried just putting it in, Fai had yelped and smacked his arm.

"What?!" Kurogane snapped as Fai frowned.

"You don't just stick it in."

"...You don't?" Kurogane looked utterly confused and Fai thought about rethinking his life choices.

"No!"

"So...?" Fai rolled his eyes and reached over to the nightstand, grabbing a small bottle of lubricant from his nightstand. "How do you not know that?"
"Women don't need-" Fai pushed the bottle into the man's chest.

"Yes they do. Put this on your fingers and prepare me." he sighed and settled back onto the bedding. Fai listened as Kurogane struggled to even open the cap on the bottle and goose bumps rose on his skin when a large dollop of lube hit him.

"Fuck." Kurogane swore, making a mess, but eventually managed to get some on his fingers and Fai nearly kicked him when he tried pushing two fingers into his ass. "What now?!"

"One at a time." He sighed. Eventually Kurogane got it together and Fai was moaning, getting into it again. Kurogane was working him open and not doing a terrible job of it. "Come here." He purred offering a smile to Kurogane who removed his fingers and kissed Fai.

Slipping a hand between them Fai grabbed Kurogane's cock, stroking him, the man's dick heavy and hot in his hand. "Like that?" He listened to Kurogane moaning, jerking his hips as he thrust into Fai's hand. "Kuro-sama's so good." He cooed coaxing the man on, who gritted his teeth. What Fai hadn't expected was Kurogane cumming like a teenager on his stomach.

Kurogane whimpered against his neck and Fai sighed. Better luck next time he supposed.

//cries from laughter

It's okay, he will get more used to it in time. XDDDDD

XD poor Fai though

Ohmyeffinglordsalmighty, I think my ribs hurt from laughing so hard at poor clueless Kuro-newbie...or at least quite a few bones, I'm not even sure; all i know was this was great.

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Ahahaha omg, Kurogane is SUCH a fail. Good luck training him, Fai! You've got time. ♥

Thank you so much! :D

I dreaded this headcanon because I knew I was gonna end up feeling second-hand embarassment... But this was funny! Poor Fai, don't worry, Kuro-fail will get better at it! xD

Headcanon ficathon!

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