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Headcanon ficathon!
Well, it's been a while since the Olympics, so I thought I'd throw this here as a fun community event (don't worry, this isn't the summer challenge/contest, I'm still ironing that out).
Welcome to the Kurofai headcanon meme!
What is a headcanon? A headcanon, for those of you not familiar with the terminology, is "An idea, belief, or aspect of a story that is not mentioned in the media itself, but is accepted by either the reader themselves or the fandom in general. If it is confirmed by the author of the story, it becomes canon." (Thanks, urban dictionary!) Examples might include 'Fai has terrible metabolism, his feet get very cold' or 'one of Mokona's 108 techniques is Vibrate Mode' or anything else you feel is true but never confirmed in the text. Not all headcanons are worksafe.
How it works:
You leave a comment with one of your Kurofai headcanons. You can do so signed into a dreamwidth account or anonymously, for those of you without dreamwidth accounts/with embarrassing headcanons.
Someone else will write a short story based around your headcanon, and post it as a reply to you.
In short, it works a lot like![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
clampkink - but for headcanons rather than kinks!
Anonymous commenting is enabled, but you do not need to post headcanons/stories anonymously if you don't want to. I'm also going to go ahead and label this post NOT WORKSAFE preemptively, so please be careful browsing where your computer access is monitored! Stories can be as long and short as you like, and as SFW/NSFW as you feel like, or, if you prefer, you can fill with fanart instead - both are excellent. For our rules on threesomes or moresomes, check the comm rules in our profiles.
That's all the nitty-gritty out of the way - now let's go ahead and share some headcanons!
Filled Headcanons
Fai's hands hurt after the tower - filled by![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
cloverfield
Holitsuba!Fai gives Kurogane finger puppets to help him teach sex ed - filled by Anon
Fai always could use chopsticks - he just pretended not to as part of his harmless idiot act - filled byeijentu
Fai doesn't like to sleep alone - filled by Anon
Tomoyo hand-stitched Fai's furisode herself - filled byereshkigali
Fai is disappointed to be alive after Outo - filled byfarenmaddox
Kurogane is an absolute SAP - filled byzelinxia
When Fai began to suspect what was going on with Ashura, he evacuated the survivors of Ceres to another world, which the travelers then encounter during their journey - filled by Anon
Kurogane forced Fai to feed the first time in Infinity - filled byfarenmaddox
Kuro-sama likes being tied up - filled bycloverfield
Yama & Outo - Kurogane realises he's fallen for Fai - filled byrinoa11
Kurogane had a crush on an older ninja who acted like Fai, who died - filled byzelinxia
Kurogane is really bad in bed the first time - filled bytsubasafan
BB!Fai remained friends with the little freckled girl from Ceres - being filled byfarenmaddox
Kurogane expresses his love in subtle ways ("the moon is beautiful tonight," touching just the edge of Fay's sleeve, etc) - filled byzelinxia
Post-series, Fai needs to hear Kurogane's heartbeat to reassure himself his happiness isn't a dream - filled byuakari
Fai - real Fai, the one that died - was the older twin - filled by anon
Fai - real Fai, the one that died - was the older twin - filled byfarenmaddox
Fai feels guilt over Kurogane's scars, and Kurogane thinks he needs to keep them hidden from Fai - filled byereshkigali
Kurogane and Fai get married/bonded before the xxxHolic epilogue - filled bycaffeine_buzz
Fai starred in a porn film during the group's travels & had fun - filled bymisskirichan
Kuro-papa survived minus an arm and has been roaming dimensions looking for his son - filled by anon
Holitsuba - Yuuko & Fay have had sex before - filled bymisskirichan
Holitsuba!Kurogane, Fai, and Yuui are all in a mutually satisfying relationship - filled bymisskirichan
Holitsuba!Kurogane is the first person who hasn't been jealous of Fai and Yuui's closeness - filled bykittenkin
Kurogane prefers it when Fai tops - filled byxwittychickx
Fai feels guilt over Kurogane's scars, and Kurogane thinks he needs to keep them hidden from Fai - filled bysotongsotong
Kurogane is an absolute SAP - filled by anon
BB!Fai remained friends with the little freckled girl from Ceres - filled by anon
Kurogane forced Fai to feed the first time in Infinity - filled bysotongsotong
Unfilled Headcanons
Kurogane's father trained him the way Kurogane trained Syaoran.
Kurogane had a case of performance anxiety before he and Fai had sex the first time.
Kurogane is a virgin. Fay is not.
Kurogane takes particular notice of how Fai smells. Fai changes soap and Kurogane has to work up the courage to ask him to change it back.
Fai starts to experience some of Sakura's memories after C!Syaoran stores her feathers in his eye.
Fai and Yuui were born on a national holiday; this is considered an ill omen for Valeria
Kurogane accidentally kills his father during the fall of Suwa
Kurogane & Fai resettle Suwa post-series, and Kurogane grows his hair out like his father
Kurogane has a well-worn notebook filled with terrible poetry. Fai enjoys flipping through the pages and trying to guess which world each was written in.
Holitsuba - Kurogane and Fai keep tracking of whose on top with different coloured condoms. Fai steals Kurogane's in order to top more.
Fai slept around in Ceres (with men and women), but Kurogane is his first steady significant other.
Holitsuba!Kurogane hums to himself when he's in a good mood.
Fai is a creature composed out of magic, rather than human.
Kurogane's conscience sounds A LOT like Tomoyo.
Kurogane was devastated by Fai's 'good morning, Kurogane'.
Post-Clow arc: When Sakura and Syaoran went into the tube o'doom, they left their bodies as empty shells on the floor. Touya found them, and moved them into a long-term care wing at a hospital; waiting for their souls to come home again.
Fai is musically gifted, and every song he plays represents a specific memory/event from his life. Kurogane comes to realize this without Fai knowing it.
Kurogane is the worst boyfriend ever.
The other dimensional versions of Chi, Hideki and the twins live happily.
Fai was a virgin until he met Kurogane because Ashura-ou had some non-fatherly feelings towards him and though he couldn't openly have Fai he could stop others from even thinking of approaching Fai, and none dared to oppose the king.
Fai is uncomfortable with the Japanese way of bathing where everyone just strips naked and soak together.
Fai knew that he would live much longer than Kurogane and while traveling with Tsubasa!Shaoran has been trying to find a way for Kurogane and him to share the same lifespan.
Kurogane is loud in bed.
Kurogane and Fai shared a tent in Yama; Fai felt dirty after being assaulted by soldiers and begged Kurogane to clean him. They had sex regularly after that.
What is a headcanon? A headcanon, for those of you not familiar with the terminology, is "An idea, belief, or aspect of a story that is not mentioned in the media itself, but is accepted by either the reader themselves or the fandom in general. If it is confirmed by the author of the story, it becomes canon." (Thanks, urban dictionary!) Examples might include 'Fai has terrible metabolism, his feet get very cold' or 'one of Mokona's 108 techniques is Vibrate Mode' or anything else you feel is true but never confirmed in the text. Not all headcanons are worksafe.
How it works:
In short, it works a lot like
clampkink - but for headcanons rather than kinks! Anonymous commenting is enabled, but you do not need to post headcanons/stories anonymously if you don't want to. I'm also going to go ahead and label this post NOT WORKSAFE preemptively, so please be careful browsing where your computer access is monitored! Stories can be as long and short as you like, and as SFW/NSFW as you feel like, or, if you prefer, you can fill with fanart instead - both are excellent. For our rules on threesomes or moresomes, check the comm rules in our profiles.
That's all the nitty-gritty out of the way - now let's go ahead and share some headcanons!
Filled Headcanons
Fai's hands hurt after the tower - filled by
cloverfieldHolitsuba!Fai gives Kurogane finger puppets to help him teach sex ed - filled by Anon
Fai always could use chopsticks - he just pretended not to as part of his harmless idiot act - filled by
eijentuFai doesn't like to sleep alone - filled by Anon
Tomoyo hand-stitched Fai's furisode herself - filled by
ereshkigaliFai is disappointed to be alive after Outo - filled by
farenmaddoxKurogane is an absolute SAP - filled by
zelinxiaWhen Fai began to suspect what was going on with Ashura, he evacuated the survivors of Ceres to another world, which the travelers then encounter during their journey - filled by Anon
Kurogane forced Fai to feed the first time in Infinity - filled by
farenmaddoxKuro-sama likes being tied up - filled by
cloverfieldYama & Outo - Kurogane realises he's fallen for Fai - filled by
rinoa11Kurogane had a crush on an older ninja who acted like Fai, who died - filled by
zelinxiaKurogane is really bad in bed the first time - filled by
tsubasafanBB!Fai remained friends with the little freckled girl from Ceres - being filled by
farenmaddoxKurogane expresses his love in subtle ways ("the moon is beautiful tonight," touching just the edge of Fay's sleeve, etc) - filled by
zelinxiaPost-series, Fai needs to hear Kurogane's heartbeat to reassure himself his happiness isn't a dream - filled by
uakariFai - real Fai, the one that died - was the older twin - filled by anon
Fai - real Fai, the one that died - was the older twin - filled by
farenmaddoxFai feels guilt over Kurogane's scars, and Kurogane thinks he needs to keep them hidden from Fai - filled by
ereshkigaliKurogane and Fai get married/bonded before the xxxHolic epilogue - filled by
caffeine_buzzFai starred in a porn film during the group's travels & had fun - filled by
misskirichanKuro-papa survived minus an arm and has been roaming dimensions looking for his son - filled by anon
Holitsuba - Yuuko & Fay have had sex before - filled by
misskirichanHolitsuba!Kurogane, Fai, and Yuui are all in a mutually satisfying relationship - filled by
misskirichanHolitsuba!Kurogane is the first person who hasn't been jealous of Fai and Yuui's closeness - filled by
kittenkinKurogane prefers it when Fai tops - filled by
xwittychickxFai feels guilt over Kurogane's scars, and Kurogane thinks he needs to keep them hidden from Fai - filled by
sotongsotongKurogane is an absolute SAP - filled by anon
BB!Fai remained friends with the little freckled girl from Ceres - filled by anon
Kurogane forced Fai to feed the first time in Infinity - filled by
sotongsotongUnfilled Headcanons
Kurogane's father trained him the way Kurogane trained Syaoran.
Kurogane had a case of performance anxiety before he and Fai had sex the first time.
Kurogane is a virgin. Fay is not.
Kurogane takes particular notice of how Fai smells. Fai changes soap and Kurogane has to work up the courage to ask him to change it back.
Fai starts to experience some of Sakura's memories after C!Syaoran stores her feathers in his eye.
Fai and Yuui were born on a national holiday; this is considered an ill omen for Valeria
Kurogane accidentally kills his father during the fall of Suwa
Kurogane & Fai resettle Suwa post-series, and Kurogane grows his hair out like his father
Kurogane has a well-worn notebook filled with terrible poetry. Fai enjoys flipping through the pages and trying to guess which world each was written in.
Holitsuba - Kurogane and Fai keep tracking of whose on top with different coloured condoms. Fai steals Kurogane's in order to top more.
Fai slept around in Ceres (with men and women), but Kurogane is his first steady significant other.
Holitsuba!Kurogane hums to himself when he's in a good mood.
Fai is a creature composed out of magic, rather than human.
Kurogane's conscience sounds A LOT like Tomoyo.
Kurogane was devastated by Fai's 'good morning, Kurogane'.
Post-Clow arc: When Sakura and Syaoran went into the tube o'doom, they left their bodies as empty shells on the floor. Touya found them, and moved them into a long-term care wing at a hospital; waiting for their souls to come home again.
Fai is musically gifted, and every song he plays represents a specific memory/event from his life. Kurogane comes to realize this without Fai knowing it.
Kurogane is the worst boyfriend ever.
The other dimensional versions of Chi, Hideki and the twins live happily.
Fai was a virgin until he met Kurogane because Ashura-ou had some non-fatherly feelings towards him and though he couldn't openly have Fai he could stop others from even thinking of approaching Fai, and none dared to oppose the king.
Fai is uncomfortable with the Japanese way of bathing where everyone just strips naked and soak together.
Fai knew that he would live much longer than Kurogane and while traveling with Tsubasa!Shaoran has been trying to find a way for Kurogane and him to share the same lifespan.
Kurogane is loud in bed.
Kurogane and Fai shared a tent in Yama; Fai felt dirty after being assaulted by soldiers and begged Kurogane to clean him. They had sex regularly after that.
Lonely Hearts Club
Now that he thought about it, maybe that's what they had been talking about before deciding (or not deciding, he still wasn't sure) to do each other a favor.
He didn't remember much of the sex itself, only that he woke up feeling extremely sore with a series of bite marks across his chest. He also had something funny fastened around his waist, which he discovered as he made an angry dash for the Director's alarm clock. He got a sound knock to the head as he fell backwards, contraption catching on the bedpost. Through the haze of pain all he could think about was silencing the offensive screeching.
The clock looked dainty, all bamboo and butterflies, but it was really a monstrosity. If nothing else, he would forever remember that alarm clock with a hatred he rarely reserved for inanimate objects. The Director slept through it, of course, competing for supremacy with the sound of her snoring.
She was mostly naked, pale flesh poking through a dark sea of hair. He had quietly removed the contraption from around his waist (a strap-on that seemed to have migrated the wrong direction as he slept) and hastily threw a blanket over her. She had taken a deep breath and promptly resumed her snoring.
He spent the rest of the day nursing a hangover and the nagging sensation that this was going to come back to bite him someday.
It turned out that day was today, as the Director looked at Kurogane with a wicked glint in her eye. She began talking, her excitement palpable. He would have pleaded. With anyone else, he would have pleaded and at least believed it could possibly make a difference. But not with her; he knew she found his suffering delicious.
"So… you and Fai are getting serious, are you?"
He could see Kurogane squirm as she spoke.
"Uh…"
"No need to be shy, Kurogane. We're all friends here, aren't we Fai?"
He could tell by the emphasis she put on the word friends that his worst fears were about to come true.
"Yes," she continued, taking an elegant puff from her pipe, "Fai and I are very good friends. You might say that we know each other quite well - inside and out."
And now she was resorting to puns.
Kurogane simply nodded, taking polite sips from the cup of tea in front of him. He appeared to be calm and collected, but Fai could sense the younger man's nervousness. And if he could, he knew the Director could too.
"You see Kurogane," another puff, "to make a relationship work, really work, you must be completely open and honest. Lay everything on the table. Let them get a good measure of what and who you really are."
She was met with a confused stare from Kurogane. She continued, seeming unconcerned.
"Yes, it is only by revealing who we really are, that we can reveal who we are not."
She gave a theatrical wave of her hands and Fai couldn't help but admire how much she was enjoying this. Who knew? He might be doing the same thing if positions were reversed. But somehow, it didn't feel right - her telling Kurogane like this. If he had been a crush, or something less… important maybe Fai would be laughing with her. But Kurogane was too good for that, and he wouldn't let the Director ruin his chance at a good thing.
"So, Kurogane, what I mean to say is…"
"What she means to say," said Fai, taking Kurogane's hand in his own, "is that she and I have fucked."
Silence pressed down on the room as both the Director and Kurogane stared at him, clearly at a loss for words.
He gave a small shrug of his shoulders. "She and I fucked. Once. I was very drunk. She was very drunk. It was New Years and we were lonely. But," and he was careful to look Kurogane in the eyes as he spoke, "it didn't mean anything."
He saw an indistinguishable look pass over Kurogane before his eyes softened. He gave Fai's hand a gentle squeeze.
"The past is the past. All that matters now is that it doesn't happen again." Fai couldn't help but notice how Kurogane looked at the Director instead of him as he finished saying this.
The Director gave what could only be described as an evil grin.
"Why Fai, you really take honesty to a new level. Here, all I was going to was tell him is how you told me you you liked to be on top."
Kurogane blushed to the roots of his hair.
"Oh," said the Director, leaning in closer to Kurogane, "I think he likes that idea!"
"Director…" Fai tried to sound exasperated, but the sight of Kurogane blushing was simply too adorable.
"Well then gentlemen, I'll leave you to work out the rest." She got up, surprisingly graceful after three bottles of sake.
After her off-key singing had faded into the distance, Kurogane turned to him, suddenly all seriousness.
"Just how drunk were you?"
"Very."
"Good." Kurogane gave a small shudder.
"Kurogane, if it really bothers you…"
Kurogane responded with a quick shake of his head. "No, I'm just glad that you don't have to remember it."
Fai laughed. He couldn't help it.
"I mean, that woman is terrifying."
"I'll drink to that." Fai poured out the remaining sake the Director hadn't finished off.
"But…" Kurogane suddenly became very interested in his sake cup. "Was, uh, everything else she said true?"
Fai gave a lopsided grin, knowing exactly what he meant. "Oh yes. Very."
They spent that evening finding out just how very true it was.
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Yuuko torturing Fai and Kurogane is BEST Yuuko
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Not gonna lie, I adore Holitsuba Yuuko. Firstly, she's alive, and secondly, she's able to just be her over-the-top self which is so much fun to play around with.
How much do you wanna bet that she's set up a camera in their room and will threaten to sell the footage? ;)
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And omg, Kurogane-sensei is too precious.Re: Lonely Hearts Club
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Perfect
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